Ok, yes, I know.. yet another blog from the friendly redhead down the street. But seriously, this venture is not of my own.. it, instead, is an idea from the friendly bald man that the friendly redhead is married to. (Please stop the hysterical laughing about my use of "friendly." For those who know me best truly understands my friendliness, and therefore should be THANKFUL that they are not dead.)
Apparently I say some pretty crafty things during day to day life, (either that or really dumb things) and my husband says I should document them all on a blog called, "The World According to Liz." Now the pressure is on to be articulate, intelligent, beautiful, and wise all the time so that I can properly display the world as I know it. Either that, or to say, "Fuck it!" and point out all the useless and useful people/animals/gadgets/etc that I encounter in this thing called life.
So, here is your one and only chance to read the warning label attached to this blog:
1. My viewpoints are my own. Don't like it, don't read it.
2. I am very talented in the use of cuss words. It's an art form, really, and I display them as art. Very Colorful Art. Please refer to warning number one.
3. I reserve the right to make fun of anyone, including myself.
4. I reserve the right to make you laugh so hard, you fart.
5. I reserve the right to piss you off so bad, you fart.
6. I reserve the right to call you out on your gaseous state and make fun of your farting.
7. I reverse the write to have as meny typos as i want. You will reed it and liek it.
8. I encourage you to comment. If I pissed you off, SAY SO. If you agree with me, SAY SO. If you wish to pay me money, I will provide you with an address to mail a check to.
So there you go.. you get the idea. That, and I'm damn tired of trying to think of catchy little rules for you to live by. So, from now on, MAKE YOUR OWN RULES, then live by them.
Hasta la vista, baby.
And then.....
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